Please don't mention the crack.
Seriously.
Humpty has heard every joke. He was not sitting on a wall, and there were definitely no horses or kings involved. Let's just say life happened, and he's chosen to wear his battle scar with dignity.
This cheerful little fellow is dressed in beautiful shades of green and still insists he's as handsome as ever—which, to be fair, is absolutely true.
While he may no longer be destined for holding water, he's perfectly happy living his best life as a keeper of paintbrushes, pens, crochet hooks, tiny treasures, dried flowers, or whatever odds and ends need a stylish home.
Humpty believes a few cracks simply mean you've had an interesting journey.
He's looking for someone who appreciates character over perfection, laughs a little too loudly at bad puns, and knows that the most lovable things in life are rarely flawless.
P.S. If anyone asks...the crack adds "vintage charm." That's his story, and he's sticking to it.
Dimensions (approximate): 3” x 3-1/2” diameter x 4” height
Each kOOkY Character was born from the imagination of our ‘resident sculptor’, Dana. He thoughtfully designs and builds each piece to reflect their individual personality and style, flaws and all. Every character is unique, no two are alike.
Hand-built from durable stoneware clay and slathered with generous layers of vivid glazing, HUMPTY has a crack in his back but can still be used for a variety of things.
Each piece is individually handmade and glazed in our studio, so no two pieces will ever be exactly the same.
Details
• Hand-built with durable stoneware
• Food and dishwasher safe*
*Each piece is handmade and finished with food-safe glazes. All pottery is dishwasher safe; however, handwashing is recommended to help preserve the beauty and longevity of your piece. With proper care, your pottery can be enjoyed for many years to come.
Ships within 2-4 days
Please don't mention the crack.
Seriously.
Humpty has heard every joke. He was not sitting on a wall, and there were definitely no horses or kings involved. Let's just say life happened, and he's chosen to wear his battle scar with dignity.
This cheerful little fellow is dressed in beautiful shades of green and still insists he's as handsome as ever—which, to be fair, is absolutely true.
While he may no longer be destined for holding water, he's perfectly happy living his best life as a keeper of paintbrushes, pens, crochet hooks, tiny treasures, dried flowers, or whatever odds and ends need a stylish home.
Humpty believes a few cracks simply mean you've had an interesting journey.
He's looking for someone who appreciates character over perfection, laughs a little too loudly at bad puns, and knows that the most lovable things in life are rarely flawless.
P.S. If anyone asks...the crack adds "vintage charm." That's his story, and he's sticking to it.
Dimensions (approximate): 3” x 3-1/2” diameter x 4” height
Each kOOkY Character was born from the imagination of our ‘resident sculptor’, Dana. He thoughtfully designs and builds each piece to reflect their individual personality and style, flaws and all. Every character is unique, no two are alike.
Hand-built from durable stoneware clay and slathered with generous layers of vivid glazing, HUMPTY has a crack in his back but can still be used for a variety of things.
Each piece is individually handmade and glazed in our studio, so no two pieces will ever be exactly the same.
Details
• Hand-built with durable stoneware
• Food and dishwasher safe*
*Each piece is handmade and finished with food-safe glazes. All pottery is dishwasher safe; however, handwashing is recommended to help preserve the beauty and longevity of your piece. With proper care, your pottery can be enjoyed for many years to come.
Ships within 2-4 days
